LOL!!!!!!!!!

Since this blog is full of jokes
Let me post some funny video!!!

BE A MAN!!



LOL!!!

Jokes of the day

Argh what are the other editors doing?are they busying on their hols? Since no one update, i will post some jokes again =D enjoy.

There were two high school students date for four years and both of them were both virgins and agreed losing their virginity with each other.

When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They promised to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy called the girl but she did not pick up,and she would take weeks to return the guy's letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He calls and wrote letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:

She took a picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's (.....) and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

Get it??? The guy trying to revenge by sending the picture to the girl's parents LOL

Not funny enough?

Read the following one.

There was a couple married for 50 years and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him "Honey i never knew that after 50 years you would still love me the same way you did 50 years ago".

The husband asked her "Darling, do you remember 50 years ago when your father caught us naked in the room?"

'' Yes , i do .''

''Do you remember what your father told me that day?'' asked the husband.

She replies no.

''He told me that if I don't marry you he would have me locked up in prision for 50 years.''

The wife looks at the husband and says "and?"

So the husband replies "shit I could of been a free man by now if i did not marry you"=.=

Still not laughing????

Nah , here's the real funny one.

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me -- is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that is holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

LOL still no one here's to update???

My jokes saves the day.

=D

jokes

LOL since you guys lack of entertainment these days , i shall share my own jokes here.=)
Its lame but quite funny.


Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.
As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said,

"You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked.

"You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

You guys get what it means? Means Sam's wife cheated on him for many times till the St.Peter punished her to ride on skateboard forever LOL

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."

The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

LOL , will share with you guys more later on if the editors are all dead again. =)

Yeepei here.

LAME...

Haiz..........

Gt ppl say me lame...

Haiz....

Y i so lame....

Haiz....

Because i memang lame.....

See this post....

Haiz....

So lame...

Haiz...

简直是无药可救

Haiz....

Ok enough of this lame thing time to be serious....

A very smal small small test is just over

And a big big big test is waiting for us

Haiz...i hate test

Test makes my life sux...

NO SMALL TEST, NO BIG TEST, NO PMR, NO SPM, NO STPM, NO THIS PM THAT PM, i think life should be much more better...

I wan 2 have a very peaceful, aman damai, no stress no fan nao life..

If can make everybody happy i dun even mind 2 make myself like a stupid lame shit retarded boy

I just wish all my fren everyday come 2 skul happy happy wan dun emo emo wan...i see who emo whack kao him...

U happy, i happy, everybody happy like this only can enjoy life mah....everyday emo u go die better...emo, emo, emo..emo very fun meh...i try 1 day emo oso cant tahan d...

To the ppl who emo every second, every minute, every hour and every day: I think u all should die better dun waste this earth memory...now earth full of humans u dun wan live in a happy life then u go die...因为你是多余的人在这个世界里面。

Is time 2 go...talk 2 much crap...bye

Alive !

Outing during PENDEK's birthday, 15/8. =)

Hello !

* 2FASIH's BLOG IS STILL ALIVE * =)

I don't know what should i type here. I'm here just to ensure that 2fasih's blog is still alive !

Since KIEWPENDEK said: " Our editors are all dead, mourne for them" I'm here to prove that we are not dead yet and don't mourne for us hahahaa. Nothing much happened in 2fasih lately, we enjoyed ourself in 2fasih is what i want to say. =)






Me Ju Ting Cai Yi

"Let's go find AH MONG later to pass up our KH project! "
"Who is AH MONG? "
"Neh, that one who said Kedai AH MONG & AH SENG cannot wan arr"
" Oh ! LOL ! "
" It should be let's go find AH MONG SENG later ! hahaha! "
* inside joke






Since I have nothing to do, let me describe some of my classmate !

Lee Vincent :-
A guy who is shorter than me ! A very hilarious guy, maybe? He loves to touch my things which i dislike it hahaha. He loves to bring his camera to school & he is a helpful guy ! :D He is YeePei 2 !


Carney Quek:-
HE IS A VERY VERY VERY HILARIOUS GUY! He loves to act stupid things, laugh like nobody's business & always criticize me haha ! I love to bully him ! He can be very serious sometimes.


Ho Chuan Jian:-
A guy who is taller than me just a few cm ! I always love to compare my height with him to ensure that i didn't grow tall haha ! He always pose the same pose in every single picture LOL. Always response me with a "HHHEEEEE =D" smile hahaha !



Chan Lik Wei:-
He used to be very quiet sometimes. He talks with his "out peach" voice, if you get what i mean LOL. Always ask me " Why you so tall wan arr? Lets change our height " He is my ENG-GE-LISHI buddy ! :D Our english are so poor, so, we decided to communicate with English to improve our English lol.


Tan Wei Minn:-
Share a same sirname as me. I always kick his chair during exam, oopps ! He can be very annoying & he can be very good to you sometimes. Example : Today, he brought another spare watch for me because he knows that i always call him to put his watch on my table so that i manage to know what is the time now during exam. I was shocked ! :D But mostly he is ANNOYING ahaha !



* all guys ! *

I'm just briefly describe their characters. =)




Our class got 4 gang of girls.

1. 4 princesses *wink ;)

2. Smarty pants gang ! :D

3. Fantabulous malay gang ! :D

4. Band gang ! *all of them joined band. :D


We love each other. =)




That's all !



p/s : my grammar is horrible, don't mind me. =)




Signing off,
Ke Jia.

dead?

LOL

almost didn't post anything at 2f blog for 2 months..

and the visits is dropping so fast o.o

editors post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw who is the guy below this post?

ur post is lame =D

HEY I AM BACK FROM NOWHERE

LONG TIME NO POST!!!!!

GUESS WHO AM I?????

EDITOR Y ALL DIE?????????

I AM THE WAN THAT REVIVE AGAIN CUZ I DRINK 7-UP REVIVE (LAME)

I AM A BOY/GIRL NOT FROM 2F BUT FROM 2 FASIH

gtg...bye

LOL

Oh my god.
Im here to say ,







OUR EDITORS ARE ALL DEAD !
MOURNE FOR THEM.

a vibrant class

Today we celebrated birthday for our 2 very lovely classmate.
They are..........................................

CHEAH CAI YI & KUA JIAN ZHENG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cai yi's birthday suppose to be on 28th which is on holiday, so we celebrated it as ''belated birthday''. =)

Kua's is today =)

Caiyi's is a happy go lucky girl. Laughing non-stop. And she always argue with Tankejia. =D
Never heard before she like any guys , never heard before she praised anyone handsome. Never heard before she scold anyone seriously.
She's not smart. But just very hardworking in studies.She's expert in maths =)
I know her since primary , not exactly know , i mean , i know who is she but never talk with her before.
So , the word FATE has brought all of us together and became best friends.
I never thought of be bestfriends with her , but I've no regrets for being her friend.
She can make you laugh until stomach pain , she can be very lame at the same time.

Happy 14th Birthday , my friend =)
Hope you enjoyed your birthday.

Next , Kua Jian Zheng.
Seriously , i did not notice his existence in primary school. But after i got in SMK Seafield 1 Fasih class on 2008 , i only realise that his a guy that studied in 6N last time. So i started to curious about him. I tried to talk to him but he either ignore or just reply me with super short answer LOL his a bowling player. Always absent because of competitions. =) Hope 2 Fasihians will get the chance to go bowling together =)

Deep down in my heart , im really glad to get in 1Fasih /2008 and 2Fasih/2009.
Happiness happens between this two years. We got the spirit , but sometimes its kinda hard to get their cooperation . When there's time to play , they will be very cooperative . We've been quoted by alot alot teachers that we're the naughtiest class in Form 2. The noisiest class too. Maybe its because we always gathered behind and chit chat. We talked about everything , kokurikulum , school , class ,teachers , classmates , foxy gang and alot alot. But sometimes im really fed up about them.
We're the first class to have class blog in form 2 /2009. And now our blog are dead =(
I think we have to arrange a authorlist ''timetable'' .LOL=)

Hopefully after this the others author will post something interesting other than saying oh this blog is not dead YET. LOL
2 Fasih might be the only class streaming next year because we're too noisy. Once , almost the whole class kena called by Puan.Lau to bilik hem because we did not clean the class and talk.
The damn monitor copied our names because we talk. Then everyone should copied down his name because he not just talk , but flirted with teachers.
Honestly , the Malay students are not so semangat and proud of 2Fasih though.
Like , zealous ones are just...the whole bunch of guys and four of us =) LOL

The Lagu patriotic competition we can actually do it much better. But because of our last minute ''freak out'' , so things dont go as we planned, and we came back with zilch. =) but i believed we have fun singing and practising last-minute. =)

This is long. LOL
toodles. See you guys tomorrow.

Oh wait , i wanted to say.

There's nothing that cant be done if we raised our voice as one.

Believe in it.