Jokes of the day

Argh what are the other editors doing?are they busying on their hols? Since no one update, i will post some jokes again =D enjoy.

There were two high school students date for four years and both of them were both virgins and agreed losing their virginity with each other.

When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They promised to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy called the girl but she did not pick up,and she would take weeks to return the guy's letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He calls and wrote letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:

She took a picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's (.....) and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

Get it??? The guy trying to revenge by sending the picture to the girl's parents LOL

Not funny enough?

Read the following one.

There was a couple married for 50 years and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him "Honey i never knew that after 50 years you would still love me the same way you did 50 years ago".

The husband asked her "Darling, do you remember 50 years ago when your father caught us naked in the room?"

'' Yes , i do .''

''Do you remember what your father told me that day?'' asked the husband.

She replies no.

''He told me that if I don't marry you he would have me locked up in prision for 50 years.''

The wife looks at the husband and says "and?"

So the husband replies "shit I could of been a free man by now if i did not marry you"=.=

Still not laughing????

Nah , here's the real funny one.

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me -- is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that is holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

LOL still no one here's to update???

My jokes saves the day.

=D